STAR WARS AND SUPER -SANTA

The sleigh departs its Christmas run to make,

The reindeer keen, the helpers full of verve,

The presents tied secure upon the sled,

And all the Elves are eager now to serve.

From deepest darkness suddenly appears,

A sight to heighten all our hidden dreads,

Imperial Forces, dragon-like in form,

With fiery tongues and hideous scaly heads.

They spook the reindeer from their vital path,

Who panic as they flee from such a sight,

Presents, parcels, gifts all tumble loose,

And fly through space and twilight of the night.

Imperial monsters shriek their evil screams,

Delighted at the mayhem they have cost,

No children will tomorrow now awake,

And find the presents, which for are sadly lost.

But just when all disastrously seemed astray.

Santa tossed his red-suit to the land,

Revealing super-hero suit of black and gold,

With helmet, gloves, and power-sword in hand.

"Enough" he roars and fast as speeding light,

He flies through space retrieving all the toys,

And taking leading reindeers by the bit,

In soothing voice intones "Now, steady boys."

He guides his convoy back along the track,

The auto-pilot now will take control,

The children will be sure to get their gifts,

Large and small for every favoured soul.

But then the wing-ed monsters growl in rage,

They'll not be thwarted from their evil joy,

Fierce flames are gushing forth from fork-ed tongues,

They swoop on Super-Santa, to destroy.

But Super-Santa twists around so fast,

To shackle all the monsters is his plan,

He swift secures the beasts in a sticky web,

For Super Santa's really 'GLU-YU Man'!

'The Force' its message sends with renewed hope,

'Imperial Powers' and their aims are mocked,

With GLU-YU Man now fighting at their side,

Forever now will Christmas wrongs be blocked!